Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Tuesday’s Funny: Geography*

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet …wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

*Blatantly stolen from Clarese

7 comments:

Wes said...

LOL... I am ruled by my stomach first, then my nuts :-D

Midwestern Dot said...

That is awesome! I forwarded that to my mother!

beardies3 said...

Canada rapidly heading for Tibet. LOL

Rainmaker said...

Woot to nuts!

ShirleyPerly said...

I don't really fit the 41-50 category having started sort of a new life at 40 but found this very entertaining.

Have fun this weekend!!

Clarese said...

Ha! Glad you liked it enough to repost. It made me laugh out loud.

San said...

Great. Thanks for sharing.