Thanks to my former summer camp counselor Mindy for this delightful link to Justin’s Twitter feed (“I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says”).
Already I’m wondering how I can repeat classics like this…
“Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"
“My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up."
“Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in Tennessee, I think."
I’m looking forward to my daily laugh following this one!