Thanks to my former summer camp counselor Mindy for this delightful link to Justin’s Twitter feed (“I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says”).
Already I’m wondering how I can repeat classics like this…
“Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"
“My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up."
“Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in Tennessee, I think."
I’m looking forward to my daily laugh following this one!
Ahahaha that is so funny.
I'm not on twitter and don't need another bad habit...but THAT is some funny shit.
I'm 28 (well, in Oct) and my dad is 72. He doesn't say any funny shit like that. I'm bummed.
Oh, dang! That's actually a pretty clever idea. :o)
I started following that guy after seeing your post. I've been entertained ever since. Hilarious!
Kinda like a new century Jack Handy...sort of.
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